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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 05:03

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd